Let us examine that rare
and exotic creature — the single lesbian. According to popular
belief, lesbian couples shack up immediately after reaching their
first orgasms together. This old stereotype has some basis in truth.
Back in the olden
days, you might walk into your local bar and see the same three women
sitting on the same three barstools every week. With such slim
pickings, what are you gonna do?
Luckily, all this has
changed. The dyke dating pool has grown by leaps and bounds.
Scientifically speaking, it is said that lesbians generally engage in
serial monogamy, with periods of serial single-osity in between. This
means that sexy single lezzers are everywhere, and from the looks of
the gals here on Match.com, lesbian chic has never been chic-er!
Our informal research
has uncovered many fun and surprising facts about today's single
lesbian. We have discovered that single lesbians…
- Concoct the
sexiest usernames for their free
profile.
- Are very
politically active. Meetings, rallies, community events —
they're always running things.
- Work out at the
gym frequently, wearing body-conscious clothing.
- Are likely to
decorate their cars with rainbow accessories and off-color
bumperstickers.
- Spend their
summers playing in five different softball leagues.
- Cruise the WNBA
games — Dyke Central!
- Have occasional or
frequent one night stands, sometimes with the ex.
- Hit the Michigan
Womyn's Music Festival or the Dinah Shore Classic with a carload
of pals — and look for the first opportunity to ditch them!
- Spend countless
hours engaged in a quick
search to find the perfect date.
- Hang out at
organic food stores. A high percentage of vegetarian lezzers makes
the food coop the perfect place to meet unattached women.
- Keep their
wardrobes up to date. They're well put together and hot.
- Sport lots of
attractive tattoos and piercings. They get a new one each time
they break up with someone.
- Go to bars and
clubs alone. They're more approachable that way.
- Have a higher sex
drive than married lesbians.
- Frequent the magic
store to stock up on "Call Me" incense and
"Domination" floor wash.
- Meet girls via
their pets. The local dog run is always chock full of gays and
lesbians. The single lesbian's favorite dog breeds are the pitbull
and the Jack Russell terrier.
- Always wear cute
underwear, just in case.
- Sleep with more
cats than women. The average ratio is seven feline bed partners to
every one human.
- Often participate
in fandom for such dykons as Angelina Jolie or that woman from ER.
- Socialize more
during June, Gay Pride month, than any other time of the year.
Pride events bring non-stop dating opportunities.
- Have extensive
music and video collections. The perfect pretense for inviting
someone over.
- Love to workshop
their writing, their acting, their genitals, whatever! If you do a
workshop, they will come.
- Frequently have
new photos taken for their free
profile.
- Know they don't
have to settle for just anyone. Today's single dyke can afford to
be as choosy as she wants to be.
Search
for local singles and find out why #25 is "Make smart choices
by finding quality women online!"