Loudon Wainwright III's Whatever Happened To Us, an ode to his broken marriage, offers an interesting twist on the question of women's sexual satisfaction.

"Well, we used to be in love / But now we are in hate," he sings. "You used to say I came too early / But it was you who came too late."

So what do we like?
I posed that question to friends across the globe, friends whose ages range from their early 20s to their late 40s. And guess what, guys? Our appetites are every bit as lusty as yours.

Before you find us with your next quick search, take a look at our Top 10 turn-ons!

1. Take it outside
   Whether it's the change of scenery or the risk of getting caught, doing the do outdoors/in public got lots of enthusiastic votes. One friend reported a particular fondness for graveyards, and two spoke of frenzied moments stolen in medieval cathedral towers in Europe. Wouldn't it be nice to find those kind of girls in a quick search?
   
   
2. Water, water everywhere
   Skinny dipping, showering or bathing together, bedding down where the ocean's waves crash into the seashore... Whether in public or in private, we like putting our bodies into bodies of water.
   
   
3. Tell me more
   Erotic talk is another big winner. Conversations — in person, on the phone, online — that linger over your most sensual thoughts can lead to your most sensual experiences. Connect with sexy single ladies and see what I mean!
   
   
4. Sure, there's time!
   I'll keep this brief: Quickies have a lot of female fans.
   
   
5. Hello, Marathon Man
   On the flip side, so do sessions that last a whole night, day or weekend. The mere mention of long, luxurious explorations of every inch of each other's bodies will put most women in the mood. That's where you'll stay until you're both ready to drop from exhaustion.
   
   
6. Create an atmosphere
   Never underestimate the power of candles, sexy music and clean linens. Put some thought into creating a sexy mood, and you'll get our attention — and make us look forward to getting yours.
   
   
7. Make me laugh
   Nearly all women are looking for a guy with a good sense of humor. Laughing together improves loving together — and what's more pleasurable than good, giggly sex?
   
   
8. Suds it up
   Giving your girlfriend a long, sensual shampoo is one way to work her into a lather. Follow it up with a lavish massage — it's highly unlikely that the touching and fondling will end there!
   
   
9. Get experimental
   Explore new ideas you've wanted to try. She's as eager as you are to get her whole body (and yours) into the act.
   
   
10. Why ask me?
    Some women shiver at the lightest touch, some like it rough. Your girlfriend may be a conventional plain-vanilla type... or she may be savoring some wild fantasies you'd be delighted to share.
    
    

Want to find out? Ask her. She'll be more than happy to tell you what would turn her on — and more happy still to live out some new fantasies with you.

Here's the trick: You'll have to find and date a sexy woman before you can turn her on. Search for local singles today!