If you've met his mother
it's probably time to consider if your man is a mama's boy. Take this
quiz to find out!
1. He says his
ideal woman is:
A girl just like my
mom. How are you at ironing? {Score = 1}
Mom says the perfect
girl for me would be... {Score = 2}
A girl who's
nurturing and takes care of me. {Score = 3}
A lot like you.
{Score = 4}
A girl just like my
mom. How do you feel about plastic surgery? {Score = -1}
2. When you call him:
A woman answers.
"Oh, hello, dear. It's his mother. He's told me so much about
you." {Score = 1}
His outgoing message
says: "Mom and I aren't home, but please leave a message."
{Score = 2}
His outgoing message
says: "I can't get to the phone right now, so leave a message.
If this is Mom, I'll see you on Sunday!" {Score = 3}
His outgoing message
says: "I'm can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a
message." {Score = 4}
He answers
"Bates Motel". {Score = -1}
3. After the movie you invite him in for a nightcap. He says:
I better not, Mom's
waiting up for me. {Score = 1}
I better not, Mom's
expecting me for breakfast and I don't want to be sleepy. {Score =
2}
I've had fun, but
I'm beat. I'd better go. {Score = 3}
Sure, let me get the
door for you. {Score = 4}
I can't. Mom's
picking me up at 11. {Score = -1}
4. You have your first tiff. He says:
Mother told me you
were evil. {Score = 1}
Mother warned me
about girls like you. {Score = 2}
I'm going home.
{Score = 3}
Let's both calm down
and then discuss this. {Score = 4}
I'm telling my Mommy
on you. {Score = -1}
5. You put a move on him. He:
Says, "Mom
thinks we're moving too fast." {Score = 1}
Shouts "Mom was
right. You are a slut!" {Score = 2}
Whispers, "This
will make a great story when mom asks what I did tonight."
{Score = 3}
He's too busy
enjoying it to say anything but "ahhhhhh." {Score = 4}
Calls you Mommy.
{Score = -1}
You have
completed the test, if your score is:
Less
than 0:
This guy's either a serious mama's boy or he's a psycho. Run for
your life.
0-5:
This boy's mama is a little too prominent in his life. Those apron
strings are tied tightly — around his neck. Advise psychotherapy
and then walk away.
6-10:
This fella's a little too close to mama. She obviously factors
heavily in everything he does. He'll either want you to mother him,
or he'll never be satisfied with you. Time for you to start a quick
search to look for other single guys.
11-15:
This guy's probably got a pretty good relationship with his mom, but
she's not the only woman in his life.
16-20:
This man's a keeper. Bring him home to YOUR mama!
Did your man fail
the test? Look for a new one by starting a quick
search today!
