How hot do you get in
the summer? Take this quiz to find out if you're a sexy beast or a
bore!
1. What do you do
on the first warm day?
Sit outside on my
lunch hour. {Score = 1}
Break out the
short-sleeved shirts or strappy sandals. {Score = 2}
Convene the
sun-worshippers club on the roof of my office or apartment building.
{Score = 3}
Run through the
streets yelling "Surf's up" or asking people to join me
for some beach blanket bingo. {Score = 4}
It's warm out?
{Score = -1}
2. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
Not in front of
other people. {Score = 1}
Once, but I was
plastered. {Score = 2}
A couple times, but
the cops were kind of a drag. {Score = 3}
Hell, yes. It's the
way nature intended. {Score = 4}
Only if taking a
bath counts. {Score = -1}
3. How do you celebrate the summer solstice?
Stand a hardboiled
egg on its end. {Score = 1}
Get another bikini
wax. {Score = 2}
Have a
back-to-nature pool party. {Score = 3}
Host a full-on pagan
rite, complete with bonfires and frolicking au naturel. {Score = 4}
Get depressed
because the days are getting shorter. {Score = -1}
4. Have you ever had a summer fling?
Never, they're so
unseemly. {Score = 1}
One, back in high
school. {Score = 2}
A few. They're
almost as much fun as vacation. {Score = 3}
Damn straight. It
wouldn't be summer without some summer lovin'. {Score = 4}
What's a fling?
{Score = -1}
5. What's your favorite summer beverage?
Tropical punch shot
{Score = 1}
Hop, Skip & Go
Naked {Score = 2}
Sex on the Beach
{Score = 3}
Oyster shots {Score
= 4}
Lemonade {Score =
-1}
You have
completed the test, your score is:
Less
than 0:
Whoa. Quiz Mistress wonders if there's a beast in you to bring out.
Get out more, kid. There's a big ol' world full of potential mates
out there. And with more daylight hours, your chances of finding one
could be improved. Try at quick
search to find someone to help discover your inner sexy beast.
0-5:
You're pretty buttoned down, aren't you? Either that, or you're
covering your ass. Kick up your heels. Throw off that cover up.
Enjoy!
6-10:
You know how to have fun without getting too out of control. You'll
have a blast without spending summer vacation at the state Pen.
11-15:
Sexy beast! You embrace summer's care-free attitude with
(potentially) reckless abandon. Quiz Mistress bets you're wild in
any season!
Are you a sexy
beast or a bore? Look for a new summer romance by starting a quick
search today!
